Then she suggests that you need to make up for it and again you start to think: Maybe she’s going to start pissing me off now. Now, I’d rather fuck her myself, but a girl who’s that kinky is ok in my book. Apparently, that’s a lot more satisfying. And, just as you think that you’re going to have to 180 your way out of there so you can 69 someone else who is less annoying, she says that she’d rather fuck a horse or a tiger. There’s a part in the story of this game where Jasmine complains about you having made her fuck a parrot. Let me give you an example of what I’m talking about.

I appreciate Akabur for making the worst part of interacting with women one of the funnest parts of this game. In expert fashion, Akabur turns this trope on its head and says: “No, you shall talk to women, and you shall like it! And, they’re going to say nice things for once, like fuck me and fuck me harder”. If she’s still wearing clothes 10 minutes in, I must have done something wrong, and she’s probably about to start talking about her feelings. If I have to listen to a woman talk for more than 10 minutes at a time, I start to get restless leg syndrome. I like to think of it as the part that comes before the fucking, and naturally, I try to minimize it as much as possible. Talking to women is hands down the worst part of my day to day. The rest of it is still drawn in high quality, realistic cartoon style with proper proportions. The chibi style is reserved for certain parts of the menu, like when you choose your actresses for a specific porn production. But, don’t you worry, you still get a lot of mature artwork as well.

They’re shiny and more rounded than usual, giving that chibi vibe I mentioned. I mean that literally the cute animations look polished. Still, there are some cute animations that you see in this game with some added polish. Giant tits are a work of art and a work of nature. They were drawn in a realistic way without a lot of fantastical embellishment, unless you count giant tits and you shouldn’t. In Witch and Princess Trainer, Jasmine and Hermione were always very strictly mature looking. I like that instead of starting from scratch, Akabur knew that we would love to see the girls make a return in their original form.īut, he, of course, had to take it a step further, and that’s why we have additional art of the girls in a more chibi-infused tone. All the assets from the previous games make some appearance here, but they all got a bit of a revamp and a bunch of new animations. It’s absolutely perfect in every conceivable way. It’s Akabur, so you’d think it goes without saying, but this game’s art is on fleek. It’s kind of like the interactive smut version of my imagination. I like the concept of bringing together girls from different universes, literally, to one place for the purpose of having sex and literally nothing else. You want to mix and match these girls as much as possible and unlock new scenes, all of which come with that expected high standard of quality. You still get the standard Akabur gameplay of progressively increasing smut, so it always feels rewarding to play this game. You broadcast your porn to pervy dudes across space, and your girls are your talent. You’re basically running an inter-galactic porn ring. The setting makes this possible by being completely ridiculous, and I love it. You finally get to have them all under one wing. It was only natural that he brings all of them together, eventually, and that’s exactly what Star Channel 34 is all about. His other games are responsible for some of my best late-night faps, and Star Channel 34 just made everything even better.īetween Jasmine, Hermione, Lara Croft, and April, Akabur’s worked with a lot of sexy talent in previous games. I’m absolutely blown away by his originality and his tendency to give the public what they want. It takes the best parts of all of his other games and condenses them into one experience. Today we’re tuning into Star Channel 34, which is probably Akabur’s most ambitious title to date. It’s that there are so many Akabur-like games out there that it’s rare to find one that was made by the actual master himself. It’s not that he’s inactive or anything he’s actually made twice as many games as your average porn game producer. I have to pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming. Today, we’re actually talking about an Akabur title. But, everyone respects him, and the general vibe is that his art and the game format that he pioneered are the best ways to tell a linear story about breaking down a girl psychologically and turning her into the ultimate sex slave. This guy has been shaping the online porn game scene since Princess Trainer, to the point that everyone wants to be Akabur 2.0. If I’m not reviewing an Akabur game, then it’s got to be an Akabur inspired game.

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